Standing high above the other superhumans on this tropical island, Fabian Cancellara has made his mark on the Ironman spectacle by blessing the event with his tour de france yellow jersey bicycle. The Thunderbird crew has taken this opportunity to study his chariot and learn from the one known as “Spartacus”. After careful evaluation and subsequent testing, the men of Thunderbird (I eat lightning & Sprinting white horse) spent the afternoon improving upon the secret motor embedded inside Fabian’s machine.
“I really feel like we nailed it today… the beauty of the motor inside Katie’s bike is not the fact that it is lighter and capable of producing 50 watts more than Cancellara’s but it truly harvests the powers of the spirit eagle. We are powering this machine using a proprietary blend of bird seed. This ensures the spirit eagle is sufficiently energized with a 4:1 carb to protein ratio” – Taylor
Could you please me some grilled fish ASAP….Hungry Mom