Today the majority of our crew decided to embark upon an ultimate journey. We departed from the ancient town of Waimea and descended 2500 feet in a matter of 11 miles. Super fast. Trade winds were at our tail and spirits were high. When we arrived at the coast we greeted by more than just mermans and jetskis… the wind was brutal and in our faces for the remaining 40 miles of our ride. This wind was only amplified by 3 hours of climbing around Pu’u O Umi. So nuts! So macadamia!
We were performing some extreme product testing under very tough physical conditions. Today was the first day that both Jed and Amy consumed non-prototype Thunderbird Energetica. Aside from the amazing taste and hand-made goodness, the bars provided such copious amounts of energy that the young lovers galloped the inclines like billy goats.
“Im feeling really good about todays research and development testing. Three things occurred that would never have happened with other bars. First, the spirit eagle swooped out of the sky when we were digging deep. Multiple times we felt the rushing air blasting from its wings and always at our backs when we needed. Second, we saw a wild fox. Third, we rode by a complete double rainbow. What does it mean? ” – I Eat Lightning
The Thunderbird Energetica consumed today was bio-activated with proprietary technology that transmits signals from the brain to the quads. When the brain detects inclines of greater than 12 percent grade it sends vigorous impulses to command the quads to pump. This pumping then communicates to the spirit and body that energy is needed. It is this stimulus that produces your hand to facilitate Thunderbird into your oral cavity. The rest is just championship.
